Mosquitos
are wankers. That is all. Fucks
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Yeah great.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

I got bitten tonight
ARE YOU ME??
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

why not

(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

mmm nim nim nim nim it was me biting you nim nim nim
and Oi = www.b3ta.com/talk/6192972 I'm not simple, I'm pretty. There's a difference.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Pretty simple?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

That's the one :)
:'(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

*ruffles hair*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

*pats at boobs like a playful cat*
Meeeeeeeeeew!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Daaww, look at your happy little face.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

This is almost as bad as watching a KillerKitti thread on /board.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

If you were any closer I'd fucking throw up on your haircut, don't ever insult me like that again.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

On my haircut?
So, the hair that was cut off, not the hair on my head?

Go for it!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

PUBE-CHUCK UP

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I'm not old,
I just know how to wash, there's a difference.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

+ you hairy fuck,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I'm very clean, trimmed facial hair, no spit ends, designer fragrance
You must be so clean that you've worn away your skin with the all the scrubbing :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Yeah yeah,
are you doing anything on thursday after work? I've got a meeting on the south bank.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

I'm going out with some boy mates and probably lots of girls if you fancy it?
I'm going to be around Holborn, bust me a guz dude :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

I'll gaz you tommoz,
got to be gone by about 10:30 11ish though
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

But what about the free strippers?!?!?!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

You know I shouldn't be allowed around women,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Dude, just go for the one's that haven't got boyfriends and you'd be golden dude :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

I wish to hear from the mosquito representative.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

*Solemnly approaches the lectern*
*shuffles speech notes*
*clears throat*
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

*slaps thigh*
hahahaha

Sorry folks, I'm kidding with you.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

I represent mosquitos from the internet, and on behalf of our members, I
put it to the complainant that he is a fucking cunt.
( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Excellent point.
Well made.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

don't forget
"fat". Seems to be important
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Can't say that word, it makes Mykey stir from his slumber.
Still, he'll see this when he searches for his username at work tomorrow morning. I bet he'll be FUMING inside when he reads this.
He can't acknowledge it, y'see.
( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Pfft.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

The perils of being an internet gossip.

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

He's ABOVE THIS, you know.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Of course. My word, even Jack Action has
got his number, and, no offence, you sound like a gay army toy.
Love you really :)
( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

To be fair, someone his size is above pretty much everything.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

I bought one of your kissbert shirts :(

Actually, I have an audition for some gameshow next Tuesday, and I WAS going to wear this shirt. You may have just spoiled your chances.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

You could send it to me.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Spoilsport!
There are now only 2 people somewhere in the world with Cuffbert style T shirt on who I don't know about. I think one is a punk who asked me where I got my shirt from.
( Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

It's a nice shirt.
I wore it when I went to That London the other week, in the vain hope that someone might recognise it.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

civilised people shun cuffbert
in fact, you were lucky you weren't ejected from the city.
( scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

I did see several people with torches gathering around the train as I left...

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

all londoners carry torches
because of the fog
( scott,, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

No one will ever recognise them.
That's half the beauty. Especially when people ask where you got it from, which has happened with 2 of the 3 I have. I don't have the Kissbert one though.
( Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

He'll be too busy murdering children.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

'I ATE A BABY' etc.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Because MYKEYBOY IS A FAT BASTARD, you see.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

How fat
is Mykeyboy?
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

As fat as me.
Which is fairly fucking huge.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

He's the reason they declassified Pluto.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Twice as wide as Friz's face.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

I heard Friz managed 4 snooker balls yesterday.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Christ, his colon must be so slack.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

They just flew out the other end.

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

He has his own postcode.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Imagine all the people.
That's Mykey.
( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Among all the fucking pigs on here, about average.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

I'm just eating lots becuase i'm worried about my exams!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

It's water retention!
water cake
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

smaller fat b3tans orbit him

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

What percentage
of b3tans are actually fat? Like clinically obese? Could b3ta be the obesity capital of the UK? Like Rotherham. Or the queue at KFC?
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

100%.
That's what b3tans are; fat, hopeless losers who are so worthless that they should be pathetically grateful every time life grants them any kind of opportunity to improve their lot. Except me of course, I'm brilliant.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

we should do a weigh-in instead a roll call

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

I think you should conduct an improptu poll.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

You didn't say that he's more evil than Satan^(9-11).
Therefore, I conclude that you are a sympathiser, and probably one of his subsidiary accounts as well.

GO VITRIOL-BOT, GO. BRING ME THE CORPSE OF THIS HERETIC.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

It amuses me the way he bangs on about it being 'funny because he's fat'
when it's actually just funny because he's a cunt.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

This.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

I like the way he gets in the jokes about being fat first.
Like Eminem in the finale of 8 mile.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

I AM DOLE I AM A FUCKING BUM
I DO LIVE IN A TRAILER WITH MY MUM
I DO REPEAT MYSELF ALL OF THE TIME
YOU CAN'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT MY HEAD CAUSE OF THE SHINE.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

I can't call you blue name anymore.
*shakes fist at you*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

k blue name.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I wrote mike woz ere is a cunt plus other insults in my profile.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

lololol
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

*spuffs in your drink*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Haha, sweet Christ this is good.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2OI7sogwqY
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

there's norway ... and you can have it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xHydbw8mQ
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

*declares martial law*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

+one of the greatest cop shows ever made*

*about a Chinese guy in LA
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I always meant to watch that.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

They've withdrawn their ambassador following the unforgiveable insult from MightyX5.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Bugger.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Put wasps on the list too.
Let's not make this a mosquitoes only list.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

Wasps
are even worse. They are truly the Supertennents-swilling shouty tramp of the insect world.

And I'm not allergic to mosquitos.
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Don't want to be seen for the terrible racist you are?
Pretending to be even handed
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Put cats on the list too.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

twice
for good measure
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

After a lengthy chat with mosquitos,
I've come to the the conclusion that they all think you're a massive cunt.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

I wouldn't have it
any other way
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

they suck

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

a comment and fact.
*applause*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Airline food, what's all that about? Eh?

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

They serve it on planes.
Some of it is okay, but the choice is always limited.
Overall it is a decent service on most airlines considering limitations of weight and on board storage size.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

The Air France food has been soggy of late.

( Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

*something about watering down the booze*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

it's about £6 for a BLT sandwich

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Daddy long legs are worse.
I hate them so very much.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Well they're by no means "worse"
But they're still shit.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

They're worse
from their point of view. Seeing as the mosquitos can actually bite. And the daddy long legs can't. Silly toothless twats
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Why don't you just leave flying insects the fuck alone, eh?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Why can't they leave me alone?
My blood is clearly so damn tasty
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I love those things.
As does the dog.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Errgh no *Shudder*
I don't like how their legs dangle as they fly. They're the worst thing about summer.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

that's just how the crane flies

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

isn't it how the horse flies?
Flying horses, wtf next
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

I HAVE FINISHED MY MOTHERTRUCKING DEGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Wooooop.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

lololol thats what you think.
3rd year resit I'm calling.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

I did third year ages ago.
Long courses are where it's at.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

If you find your opportunities are less than brilliant, don't expect the careers advisor(s) to be in any way helpful.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

I know. I have shit prospects innit. Things will be okl.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Wankers?
This explains the buzzing noise. They are all equipped with vibrators.
( vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)