I don't like water cooler water, it just tastes of too cold and nothing
I like a bit of hard scummy water, the sort of water a sweaty manatee would swim in
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I chisel all the limescale from my kettle and have it in my sandwiches

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

On the rocks?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)