I'm drinking some water from a water cooler
and it smells like Dolphins have swam in it.

Cunts.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

It's probably been through hundreds of people as well,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

So by the laws of Homeopathy
I'm sucking about a hundred cocks and fannies
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

I might start using mine now.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

I have a water cooler in the studio.
I never use it.
The end.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Put guppies in it

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

Gut puppies in it.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

OH YOU CUNT.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Gut puppies in it.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

I dipped my bum in it anti clockwise

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

Did you play with the bubbles?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

It tickled my chuff and I liked it, then I ate some cherry chapsticks

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

I don't like water cooler water, it just tastes of too cold and nothing
I like a bit of hard scummy water, the sort of water a sweaty manatee would swim in
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I chisel all the limescale from my kettle and have it in my sandwiches

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

On the rocks?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

probably needs cleaning.
water coolers are a bit grim, really.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I changed the bottle for the last bash.
That was a bit of a waste of time wasn't it?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

not unless you refilled it with gin.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

A girl who was obsessed with lipstick where Iwork used to put the opening of her water bottle over the water cooler nozzle
and there was always lipstick on it. Funnily enough it wasn't used that much apart from by her.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I hope you slapped the bitch right up.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

I didn't as she was well 'ard.
and a little scary. I heard that when I left they all bought her a mini desk top cooler for her birthday.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

it's probably all the bacteria, take a dipslide of it and incubate it, probably full of critters
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( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

put a blue cistern block in it

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)