A girl who was obsessed with lipstick where Iwork used to put the opening of her water bottle over the water cooler nozzle
and there was always lipstick on it. Funnily enough it wasn't used that much apart from by her.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I hope you slapped the bitch right up.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

I didn't as she was well 'ard.
and a little scary. I heard that when I left they all bought her a mini desk top cooler for her birthday.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)