I reckon I could knock up a winch
that could beach a blue whale.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

don't bother with the which
just pour a partciculary viscous mayonnaise into its blowhole. Job done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)