Statistically, if you're patient enough
you could just stand in a forest with your hand outstretched and wait for a dead bird to fall into it. You might get hungry waiting though.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

ah, no-one specified we needed the food for survival
I thought it was just for shits and giggles. I'll have to reassess my methods....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)