my ex-girlfriend's grandfather once slapped me on the bum, thinking i was her
at least, that's his cover story

old people, eh?
( spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

Noit's dad slapped me on the bum before:(
Grim.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)