Where are you going?
Can I come?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

I'm going to Magaluf to soak up some culture.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

culture spunk
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

Classy.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

I haven't been on holiday solely to destroy myself in about 4 years now.
I'm overdue...coming through...gimme some room.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

I haven't been on one in about six years.
TAKE ME WITH YOU.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Get a cheap flight with ryanair.
They'd probably do you a discount since you're a potatowog.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

Lolol
I wish, fucking cunts. I hate Ryanair.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

lolol the only thing I'll be soaking up is the wet shit from my bedsheets.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)