I've been up since 5, listening to Alice Cooper and chain drinking strong black sugarless tea
Who's having a better day than me?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

Not me.
Actually, yes me, due to that god awful tea nonsense.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

I don't have any coffee or time to get some,
otherwise I'd be drinking strong black sugarless coffee.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

Still, though.
Black tea? No sugar? EW.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

It's nicer than I thought it'd be.
it is proper good tea though.

/caffine boost wanted, effects of sugar not desired.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

man up now
tea doesn't give a caffeine boost, despite what you might hear on "omg tea has more caffeine in it than sugar!" quotes.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

Hence the chain drinking.
Plus there's the placebo effect.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

I know it doesn't have more than coffee
but it still has enough caffeine in it to wake you up.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

does it?
makes me feel sleepy, being warm and milky.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

That would be the milk making you sleepy, would it not?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

perhaps
I only have a tiddly bit though. I like strong tea.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

Notice that there's no milk in mine.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

Mine is hot and black
I don't like to spoil perfectly good tea with cow juice.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

lololol you like your tea like you like your cock lololol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

I know if I don't have a cup of Yorkshire tea
then I'm pretty fucked. I do only put a little bit of milk in, maybe I should start ramping it up
( magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

it depends what sort of tea it is

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

ASSam
lol
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Not me.
You just can't beat the Coop and strong tea.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

how would i know?

( well, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

i found out i have pancreatic cancer.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

that's a good cancer to have
quite impressive
( well, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

You're fucked, so.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

you'll need some new pans, then
I recommend 18/10 stainless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

If Patrick Swayze can beat it, so can you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

Except he's dying.
Pancreatic cancer has a really shit survival rate.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

"Pancreatic" is an anagram of "A Cancer Tip"

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

Well done, Friz.
Tomorrow: numbers.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

One of the most painful too, isn't it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

Yer, so I hear.
Animals are usually put down straight away with it, haven't seen any in end stage.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

I've heard bollock cancer doesn't make you think all your birthdays have come at once.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

i've heard the constant feeling of drowning and the acute pain of lung cancer is thrilling, same it doesn't last long

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

oh, no, chin up forum user, terrible news, i'm not even going to try and lift your spirits on this sad day with forum banter, no offence
sadtimes
( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

Not me. I've been at work for half an hour and am ready to pull my hair out.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

Quite good.
Thirty minutes exercise done, flat cleaned and tidy, having a nice coffee now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

I am.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

I didn't mention that I've been doing condensed matter physics for the duration,
did I?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

no I'm at work
I do have better tea though, with milk and 2 sugars.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

Two is far too many.
Milk and one is what I usually have, today is different
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

I'm packing.
It's GREAT.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

Where are you going?
Can I come?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

I'm going to Magaluf to soak up some culture.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

culture spunk
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

Classy.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

I haven't been on holiday solely to destroy myself in about 4 years now.
I'm overdue...coming through...gimme some room.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

I haven't been on one in about six years.
TAKE ME WITH YOU.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Get a cheap flight with ryanair.
They'd probably do you a discount since you're a potatowog.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

Lolol
I wish, fucking cunts. I hate Ryanair.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

lolol the only thing I'll be soaking up is the wet shit from my bedsheets.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

fudge? heat? forum banter

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

clothes silly.
none taken.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

I'm fucking bored.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

Hazel Blears

( magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

/not up to date with news.
Did she resign then?

She's still going to lose her seat.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

She finished before lunchtime
that's the sign of an awesome day
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

We'll probably end up hiring her at work
based on the last few hirees ability.
( magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Meh
probably. I'm me and you're you. I think that qualifies as a WIN.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)