He can charge you for cleaning but not for redecorating,
unless he can prove that he needs to do it because you made holes in all the wallpaper.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

Admittedly
there was a scratch in one of the walls from installing a bed, and there was a coffee stain on one of the office walls that wasn't there when we moved in. I can't be bothered to complain, we're getting most of it back.
( Bats, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

He can charge for what the fuck he likes
unless you've got a detailed enough inventory to prove that you haven't scratched the woodwork or similar.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

I always make a point of trying to remember to take photos as soon as I move in and then forgetting to take photos.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

This.
My mother used to work in a rental place, she used to make the students do an inventory before they moved in.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

I think I stained our bath by leaving the cillit BANG on too long.
DAMN YOU BARRY SCOTT.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

Apparently it does that a lot.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

well, if you use in on plastic baths, yeah
that's why it has "NOT SUITABLE FOR CLEANING PLASTIC BATHS" written on it. Like 99% of cleaners, to be fair
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

I dunno, I never used it.
Some people were moaning about it on the radio, I wasn't really listening.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

I sprayed a load on, thought i would leave it to do its thing for a while,
and then decided to read the instructions about half an hour later where it tells you not to leave it on for longer than 5 minutes. Ho hum.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

Haha, oh well.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

BANG
and the bath has gone.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

We have that in our house.
I though that was standard.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

Why do you assume it's a he?
You sexist cunt
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

landLORD
not landLADY
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

Because otherwise it would be a landlady?

( Bats, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

not being a landlady
probably gives it away, there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

you're all sexist cunts
I'LL TAKE MY EQUALITY CHAMPIONING SOMEWHERE ELSE
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)