Our last landlord looked like Quark from off of Star Trek.
Our front door broke within a few months of us moving in and despite repeatedly telling him, he did fuck all about it. It wouldn't lock unless you used the key. He kept trying to bump up the rent and we were all 'Nah, fix the front door, then we'll talk'.

He used to come round monthly to collect the rent until we told him he was infringing on our privacy. One time he brought his mum round to inspect the house without telling us and she told us to sort the garden out.

We got cats and they ruined the wallpaper. When we moved out I (accidentally) left a litter tray full of shit.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

Hahaha, good.
If you want to fuck up a house, get a rabbit.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

I wish we could afford to buy our own place.
I love my flat but it does feel like we're spunking all this money away every month when we could be putting it towards actually owning a place.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)