I've been thinking of new names for you.
"Al isn't really a Geordie now".
"Al tells people he's a Geordie on holiday so he can be geographically linked with somewhere".
"Al the Jam Master Geordie fan".

etc.
What have you come up with?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)