No. Back to me.
I have to be up at 3am, or at least stay awake through the night to get to the AIRPORT tomorrow.
Feel free to now hold random brainstorming and subsequent tearful fallouts.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I have to be up at 5am.
just to be MoT like.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

You're a binman.
I'm using internet logic.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I'm a student doing frantic revision.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Internet+revision=procrastination

(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

not procrastination
= massive cramp in my right hand so taking half an hour to stop being in pain.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I don't think that's a valid equation.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Oh cock.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Looks bad for the exam tomorrow, eh?

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Cramp in arm/hand = massive wanker

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

No pain
No gain
(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

you've said it on the internet
so now it's true
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

You barely responded last time.
Try harder, internet.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I agree.
The internet is incredibly poor as of late.
Much better internet is required to grab JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I, for one, was very dissapointed

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I've been thinking of new names for you.
"Al isn't really a Geordie now".
"Al tells people he's a Geordie on holiday so he can be geographically linked with somewhere".
"Al the Jam Master Geordie fan".

etc.
What have you come up with?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I have to go to that there london tomorrow.
At 7am
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Where abouts are you flying to, if I'm not prying by asking
I'm sorry, no worries, I'll let myself out
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

In the current climate of terrorism and fat people's misery trying to spoil entire months at a time.
I feel my travel plans are best kept secret.
Just like Royalty.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Either get up at 3 am,
or stay awake all night to make sure you get to the airport on time.

That's my advice anyway.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Are you going to the USA to upset the fatties over there?
It's like missionary work.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

The last time I was in the US I managed to shout "BROOK-LYN!" and was generally applauded by all.
I think this outshines anything any of our political leaders have achieved in recent state visits to the US.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

we do need a good punching

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Cool. I want to fly off somewhere.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Potatoes and other HILARIOUS remarks.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Yes, I'm Irish, you see.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Go to bed at about tenish, sleep as much as you can, up at three
and then sleep on the plane.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

JMG doesn't sleep on planes.
It's a terrible situation.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

If you took Captain
she'd help you to sleep on the plane, she'd hit you on the head with a breeze block.

Lovingly, naturally.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Nytol is the answer,
especially as you turn up the other side and looking listless and drug addled.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Who will look after the JMG online fanclub whilst you are gone!?

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

I will. I will shave a baldy patch into my head and go on the dole.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I'm not leaving!
Internet is everywhere. I'm not going on holiday.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

ahh, you've got a part-time job emptying bins at the airport
careful now, those dole snoops are everywhere
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Well done, G!
You've tippled my expertly laid plans!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Will we still be treated to mysterious hoodies and crushing judgements of chair-ridden wobblers?

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Of course!
I'm a 24/7 correctional officier of YES!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

i don't have the heart for forum banter now, too sad, i think i'll go home now, via the pub

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I'm already up, so fuck you

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

This should be my morning motto.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

you're right
it's catchy!
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

p.s.
i say it to my reflection
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)