The bride will be wearing enough white.
Get in pink, or if you're scared, light blue.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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light blue is 79.6% gayer than pink.
At least if you're wearing pink, it says "I'm confident enough to pull this off."
Light blue is clearly the pussiest of all of the colors.
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Linguistication everything is prosable., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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