Then you'd need the USB Ghost Radar.
No, I am not joking.
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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*looks this up*
I wonder if it would be able to detect the Ghost of Wolrige Road.
(Moon Girl Technologieshorrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:02,
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