I have been....
.. on my home planet for 2 years. What did I miss ?
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

Probably nothing much.
Some fat people complaining at each other.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)