You know full well they do
I am only human, after all.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

I demand to see them!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)

You also know that can never happen
Besides, they're probably better in your imagination
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)