I have a spot on my cheek and I cannot stop picking it
Over the weekend I managed to cut my leg moving garden chairs after the family BBQ, get a massive friction burn on my knee (yes a friction burn ON MY KNEE hmmm) after sliding across the floor competing with the official wedding photographer to get a prime photo (I WON) and I managed to stab a knife right down into my thumb nail.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Stop being such a spaz.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)