I should tape you to my back
I'm a clumsy falling-over oaf.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Surely you'd always be taped to my back, unless I always pull a pose of a falling cat :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

We could swap, to give each other a break
you might drag on the floor when it's my turn to walk though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

as long as you put castors on the back of his heels he'd be fine.
Give him something to read...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)