I'll not get home in time to vote
because of work and REAL LIFE, OFFLINE.

There's fuck all to choose between the main parties to be honest, the best reason to vote is to stop extremist parties getting a higher percentage of the vote, as wankers like the BNP always get a full turnout of their supporters.

But, I'd consider voting Tory* just because in a load of cheating, lying shits, they are the cheating lying shits with the most style. Duck Islands, drawbridge wax and second cheetah allowances for all!

*this statement for the purposes of satire. I wouldn't vote Tory.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

You dirty stopout, TMB.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

not really
I've got a hockey game and the national stadium's the other side of town and the MG is being MOT'd so I might have to use a bus and that.

I might have a pint or two, on the way back, like. OFFLINE.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

sounds like a very good plan, to me.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)