HOW WILL YOU BE VOTING.
edit:

Oh for heaven's sake you bunch of spastics. I won't really, I just wanted to see you wring your hands, however, the rabid nonsence that you spout about the Conservative party didn't amuse me as much as I thought.

I just feel like I've taken the piss out a disabled kid for the football team he supports.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

no way! will you?
but why?
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

it's pretty inevitable, even if it's shit

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

im gonna vote yellow.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

i wanted to vote for the "let's have another party" party

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

Always vote JMG!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

side scroll bars binky!
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

THAT'S HOW UPSET I AM.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

I'M CONSIDERING ANARCHY.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

I'd like to live in a hippy utopia please
much like the Good Life but in a treehouse. cr3 would make a good Tom to my Barbara in wellies.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

i like her
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

I remember reading about her once
she was pretty hardcore.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

i am currently reading a biography of these two - i bought it for 50p.

i want a different life.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

they were virtually fascists but i like the way they lived as they wished without regard for society's stupid rules.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

is it interesting?
sounds like it would be.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

it's a bit weird. it's got a lot of facts. it's dressed up as a SEXY LESBIAN book but actually it's full of footnotes and stuff.
i like all the snippets of information. it isnt explicit or owt.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Why are you upset Binky?
You will be better off under the Tories.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

fuck those lies.
chances are my situation wouldn't really change, but a lot of people would be in more trouble and a few would get richer.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

if it's inevitable, you might as well vote for a party you actually like
small party candidates are only allowed to masturbate once per year per person that votes for them, so make them happy
( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

aw man I didn't realise those were the rules
the Green Party could do with a bit of a wank party, I think.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

i'm overhauling the first past the post system, one lie at a time

( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Not at all
forgot to register at new place, too late now. Millions weep, BNP gets in by one.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

I won't be voting Conservative
an insidious cunt's still a cunt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

The implication being that any Conservative politician is an insidious cunt?

( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

Not any, just quite a few.
in my humble, anyway. Easy Tarquin, you know your boys have already won.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

Are they insidious cunts becuase they are Conservative politicians or despite being Conservative politicians?
Are there more insidious cunts in the Conservative party than other political parties?
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Christ, this is like the pissed Glaswegian at the bar that mishears someone say Celtic are shit.
Not due to or despite party, but that's the feeling I get about a lot of them at the moment. Lovely, soothing, comforting Conservatives that really care about the proles.

To be honest, I didn't realise I was going to be interrogated.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

I just don't understand what you meant by
I won't be voting Conservative
an insidious cunt's still a cunt.

You won't vote for a political party because it has insidious cunts in it?
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

No, I won't vote for them because I don't agree with a lot of their policies
that was just an aside. It's nice to know you give so much of a shit, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

Most of the Tory vote comes from proles

They'd never get in otherwise
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

I actually would, if they had any chance of winning in my constituency.
I want labour to go away. Some say better the devil you know, but I reckon no devil could be worse than this cunt, insidious or otherwise.
The least we can hope for is a semi-competent cunt, I reckon.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

I think, to be honest, even if they came up with a lot of policies I agreed with
I'd still not. Silly, I know, but it's The Conservatives.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

They're the BADDIES
they're ON THE OTHER SIDE

This is why democracy isn't what it should be.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

I read that as "BADDIELS"
Fuck voting for that fat oily cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

I dont think putting a party in italics makes them bad

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

You, personally,
are the entirety of everything that is bad about politics. If someone killed you the world would probably be awesome.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

steady on there

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

YER I'LL FIGHT THERLOTTAYERS.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

You wear a hat indoors, shut up.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

Stop oppressing me,
you fascist.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Stop judging me, you poser.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

i concur, i'd like to see labour out
but that really doesn't necessitate my voting for someone else i don't believe in
( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

this is a commonly shared view
from what I have found recently. no one wants to vote labour, they all think lib dems are a bit of a waste of a vote at the moment, and no one actually wants to vote conservative.

what's left? UKIP. BNP.

great
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

I don't think the lib dems are a waste of time
it's only because everyone else has too little vision to see an England without Labour or the cons at the helm that they think that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

it was the general feeling I got
I can see them being in opposition come the general election which would be something at least.
would it really make that much difference to have the Lib dems at the helm? Frankly, I don't have the vision to see that it would. I'd like to give it a try though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

i don't quite get the "they won't win, so vote for someone you don't like because they're better than someone else you don't like" line
even if one has to live with first-past-the-post voting, it's still not the option i'd pick
( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

I'M VOTING CAKE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

like everytime i will be voting lemonparty.org
i like their website
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Can i suggest some sort of official mongy party?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

i have a very strong stance against the timid, the humourless and the needy

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

They would only yap at our heels for being terrible trolls:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

not for long i'd bully them to suicide
or a massive flounce
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

*votes for mongy*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

I'll probably be voting Lib Dem at the next National and Scottish elections.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

I forget to register
And anyway, i find the idea of voting for a Scot repulsive.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

I dunno.
I'm really tired.

I might just spoil my ballot to show them my rage and contempt for their shitty democratic system. Yeah.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

I'll be honest, I'm a bit disassociated from politics at the moment
I shall have to educate myself more rigorously prior to the elections.

I'll be voting though, no doubt about that.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

I'm not bothering.
The country is in such a shit state, Labour can't fix it, Conservatives are not strong enough to fix it, Liberals couldn't fix a sticker to their arses and the rest are just a waste of time. What we need is a coalition government to sort it out but that will never happen.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

This is where I step in.
I have the people's vote.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

Is this one of yours?
Oh and I expect you saw this...
b3ta.com/talk/6196346
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

I have a strict. NO TIME FOR CHILDREN stance.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

I know what you mean.
By the time I've caught them I'm too knackered to rape them.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

REVOLT.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

VOTE BINKY

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

I DEMAND ROLLING RIGHTS IN ALL GRASSY MEADOWS.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

But Captain you're a terrible person if you dont vote
And you arent allowed an opinion:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

i voted jury team
because i have a misplaced faith in the uk population
( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

I'll not get home in time to vote
because of work and REAL LIFE, OFFLINE.

There's fuck all to choose between the main parties to be honest, the best reason to vote is to stop extremist parties getting a higher percentage of the vote, as wankers like the BNP always get a full turnout of their supporters.

But, I'd consider voting Tory* just because in a load of cheating, lying shits, they are the cheating lying shits with the most style. Duck Islands, drawbridge wax and second cheetah allowances for all!

*this statement for the purposes of satire. I wouldn't vote Tory.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

You dirty stopout, TMB.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

not really
I've got a hockey game and the national stadium's the other side of town and the MG is being MOT'd so I might have to use a bus and that.

I might have a pint or two, on the way back, like. OFFLINE.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

sounds like a very good plan, to me.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

How can I vote now
when I have just found out David Carradine has committed suicide
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

VOTE TENTACLE FOR BLOOD LETTING ON A SCALE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
we also have very firm policies on pedestrian safety.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Everyone should vote DG
I would have my 'Gum Babes' like that Tony Blair stunt, but they would all be Pugs in 60s wigs.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

You fucking tory cunt
It makes no difference whatsoever IMO if we have a labour or conservative government. All that changes is the rhetoric and the faces, the net effect to your daily life = fuck all.

FUCK ALL.

Labour are now unelectable, much as the Tories were under Major.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

now I don't entirely agree with that,
but it does very much seem amongst the major parties (and probably the small ones too) that their decisions are all made in the interests of the party, rather than the interests of the nation. On a good day the two happen to coincide.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

it is true
You get tories in, taxes dont go up by as much, but inflation increases pace so the extra money in your pocket goes less far.

They all take with one hand and give with the other. Net effect = FUCK ALL
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

taxes aren't the only thing.
although to be honest I struggle to see how Labour are any more left-wing than the conservatives, which was kind of the point of them at one time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)