*Firm handshakes and the rigging of voting booths up and down the land*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

I think me and you should be the two parties to vote for at b3ta.
We can pretend to be angry at each other online but really clink glasses of whiskey and scoff at all the dimplefists behind closed doors.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

*Punches the clouds*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

*punches a crow in the beak with joy*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)