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I'd like to start an anti-Conservatives thread.
They're a bunch of fairies who I bet I could beat up.
Aye. Any of them.

Aye.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
Some of them are fat
and many of them are toffs.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
I'll be honest. I'm not a fan of many toffs or political people at all.
I really should be given sole charge of the country.
Out of my way, ugly Britain.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
90% of politicians are toffs.
even the bnp
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
they're a bit posh
and one once looked at my cat funny
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
They're the only ones who will stand up for CRICKET.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
Send them threats through email.
We'll all do it, we'll be brave.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
I have a blackberry pie.
It's very nice. Who's jealous?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6198313
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
*Firm handshakes and the rigging of voting booths up and down the land*

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
I think me and you should be the two parties to vote for at b3ta.
We can pretend to be angry at each other online but really clink glasses of whiskey and scoff at all the dimplefists behind closed doors.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
*Punches the clouds*

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
*punches a crow in the beak with joy*

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
Aye.
And I would give you a hand.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
I reckon I could have two in headlocks while you take their dinner monies.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
I'd rather nick their expences.
moer profit
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
Cameron has a bit of a downsy face.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
i hear they're all from aberdeen
only posh aberdeen, not the slightly grim aberdeen that they save for the tourists
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
I'm guessing nobody read my edit
www.b3ta.com/talk/6198264

you spastics.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
You need to insult counties!
That always finds gold.
Usually with people from Yorkshire. Who'll defend that open air museum depicting 80's lifestyle like their own life depends on it.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
I'm voting for the Militant Wing of the Black Panther Party

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
"I really hate blacks, and gays...." *tumble weed" "hahaha, just kidding, guys, guys? did you think I was being serious? hahahah, yeah', right."

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
But you do though Gonz.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
I get so confused by their fassion sense
=(((
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
A vote for Jay Em Gee is a vote For The People, By The People, OFFLINE _and_ ONLINE.
I suggest your first act in parliment is to rename "Prime Ministor" to "Super Supream Comander of Everything, Everywhere (baggsy nothings better than that)".

Naturally someone who says "Uch High Lee Noo" a lot will get it confused with a Burger King meal.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
My second plan is cutting off Scotland.
Replacing Hadrian's Wall with a moat, etc.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
agreement here from the other side of the border.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
MASS PRODUCTION OF FATAPULTS TO KICKSTART BRITISH MANUFACTURING!
We're flinging our way out of recession, one tubber at a time!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
CHUBBY CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
I'll belive that when pigs fly.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/hadrianswall.jpg
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
Ha!
YES!!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
some of them are black and muslim and female nowadays

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
The Tories are hideous spoofs of themselves.
TRUE OR FALSE?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
TRUE!!!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
THAT JUST PROVES MY POINT

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)