I hate laptop keyboards
I broke my laptop the other day, got bluescreen of death when I was in the bath. (as in watching movies as it was on the toilet, I was in the bath) (**as in it was perched on the closed toilet, not doing a computer poopoo, that would be silly)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

The BSOD is the computer equivalent of doing a poo.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

It's doing a memory dump

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)