Disappear again
and we'll all talk about you.

Or maybe fall in a river like Boris Johnson did.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

I just watched that video on the BBC
I was expecting a full-on topple into a river from the bank, but he was already in it! This is not news.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

WHAT VIDEO?

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8083056.stm
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

the lady falling in was more funny.
he just slipped a bit.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)