COCK SLAP

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

*Awards VAG BADGE*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

mmm MOIST

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

When you touch it
It makes a sound like a squeegee over a window.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)