I like it virgin.
I might have it with a bit of hummus, possibly. Not virgin at all, then.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

You're going to have slutty celery you MINX!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Everything's a slut when I'm around, baby.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I bet it's excellent with taziki

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)