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youtube, facebook and twitter are all going to merge into one big timewasting website called youtwitface.
What's for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
You been watching Conan too?
Cheese on toast
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
nah, it was on five live

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
stealing cunts
I pay my licence for this??
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
i'm not hungry

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
you will be later on

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
perhaps but
i've not got any food in the house anyway
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
No, no they're not
And I don't know what's for tea, it's only half 6. Give me time, jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
barbecue

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
I've never been to a bbq
(not in this country anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
And there I was thinking you'd also managed to merge London Waste Disposal Online, Microsoft Office and Myspace
You fucking waste of space.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
Lo, WaDis On MOM

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
Celery.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
it's lovely with salt on

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
It's even tastier chucked in the bin
and replaced with a steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
I like it virgin.
I might have it with a bit of hummus, possibly. Not virgin at all, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
You're going to have slutty celery you MINX!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
Everything's a slut when I'm around, baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
I bet it's excellent with taziki

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
saute it slowly in a pan with some olive oil and butter
add pepper and good sea salt. Tip over a healthy measure of brandy, flambe it to a crisp. Throw on the back lawn in the vague hope some birds are stupid enough to eat the shit.

Meanwhile, you eat some actual food.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
I have 4 weeks of Hollyoaks to catch up on.
I reckon I could do it in a couple of hours, if I skip the borring parts.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
last time I watched it someone was getting married
but the bride fucked off at the last minute and everyone thought the groom had killed her

Edit: you could probably watch it in 5 minutes if you skip the boring parts
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
Ohhh, yeah', Warren was just getting arrested for that sort of thing when I left.
I do hope I haven't missed a major story line.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
No dinner
hockey game in an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
Do you lend out your body parts as the equipment?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
.... I'm confused, here, DG.
online.

why would I?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
I've got football training with the kids.
Hooray for sport!
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
sounds too much like hard work to me

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
*thunderous exercise tens*
so far this week I've run a quarter of the Edinburgh marathon, played one hockey game, another tonight and then indoor footy tomorrow.

Score.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
Where do you play?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
Tonight?
National Hockey Stadium, Peffermill, Edinburgh.

Or did you mean position? I'm a centre forward for proper hockey, but this is a mixed summer league so I'll either be in the central midfield playmaker role or else sweeper.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
Where, as in, location of playing, as in, the building and area the building is in.
Cool, I used to go to Fife's rink quite a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
Rink? RINK?
we've been here before, Gonz. In the UK, hockey is an 11-a-side game played outside on astroturf with a ball. Ice Hockey is a badly organised fight masquerading as a sport.

I'd let you off the confusion if you were Meerkan, but you're not, so there's no excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
Haggis.
Because I enjoy eating inappropriate things in the summer months.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
haggis is always appropriate.
sheepy offal nyom nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
*haggis fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
*supper tens*
although, I prefer good haggis with a nice whisky and cream sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
Delicious miscellaneous organs.
My favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
what's inappropriate about that?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
It's not really summer food, with tatties and neaps.
At least I managed to hold off from eating it when it was baking hot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
it's excellent on pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
it's also wicked in pannini with mozarella.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
oh now
oh
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
you know you want to try that. It's superb.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
I had a healthy salad for dinner
I will ruin this later by drinking copious amounts of booze and telling you lot about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
Yeah, and Chris Rea is Joining Dire Straits. They will now be called Dire Rea.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)