saute it slowly in a pan with some olive oil and butter
add pepper and good sea salt. Tip over a healthy measure of brandy, flambe it to a crisp. Throw on the back lawn in the vague hope some birds are stupid enough to eat the shit.

Meanwhile, you eat some actual food.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)