i just remember my dad dropping a feather next to our cheapo double glazing
and looking extremely disconsolate when it blew half way across the lounge.
there wasn't even a helicopter outside or anything!
(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Haha
did he also used to get you to stand the other side and shout, then look disconsolate when he could hear you perfectly clearly?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)