I'm sure you'll agree it's great to see Chris Packham back on our screens.
Perhaps now would be a good opportunity to share your Chris Packham anecdotes with your fellow forum users.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Chris Packham's a cunt.
Who's Chris Packham?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

who is he?
the paedo actor guy?
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

apparently not

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

Langham/Packham?
Wasn't Packham that bleached blonde idiot from kids TV ages ago?
(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

You're right he is the bleached blonde generally great guy
and one of the nation's best loved presenters.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

I really fancied him when he did the really wild show with a mohawk
he was very sexy to my 8 year old self.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

I would still dress up as a puffin and let him have a go on my bum.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

...
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

You would too Wormulus.?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Me too
*sadface*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

similarly
Michaela Strachan!

sadly she's looking a bit old now
( CowJam, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

wut

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

just done an image search
he munts.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Now yes
back then, not so much
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

nah i remember him now
that cunt's always munted
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I love your turn of phrase. I think I'll use it tomorrow

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

i also do bar mitzvahs

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Books for future parties

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Yeah, me too

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

We went picking strawberries together once.
Well, I saw him picking strawberries once. Sort of. He was driving out of the farm car park as we drove in.

Except it wasn't Chris Packham, it was Ted Moult. Golden times.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

was he the double glazing guy that shot his face off, thereby inspiring Kurt Cobain to do the same?
not the double glazing adverts of course. that would be silly
(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

That's the one
well-remembered, you must be old like me.

Interesting idea, Ted Mould being the cultural forefather of Kurt Cobain. I reckon there's a Media Studies thesis in that.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

i just remember my dad dropping a feather next to our cheapo double glazing
and looking extremely disconsolate when it blew half way across the lounge.
there wasn't even a helicopter outside or anything!
(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Haha
did he also used to get you to stand the other side and shout, then look disconsolate when he could hear you perfectly clearly?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Ohh, ok then, for all those not interested, here a couple of lovely dogs.
www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/3595404377/
www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/3595410181/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

i want the second one

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

if I can have the first one, it's a deal.
who is the chap on the left in the first one?
(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

OMG PAUL'S PULLED

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

i just wanted to ask where he got his sandals from
they're lovely!
(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Hahaha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

yer yer

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Hah, they're Lotto.
The shop owner gave them to me as a gift =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Awww.
I couldn't go there, I'd end up bringing home the lot of them. If they didn't have the passport rules.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6181861
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

We refer to him humourously as Chris Packet

( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

I thought I saw Chris Packham on a bus once.
But I don't know who he is, so it might not have been him.

I'm going to repost this, if glued eel's Buses QOTW ever gets picked.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

ahhh my good friend chris, i first met him in the spring of 1983, we were both young and on an outwards bound course in wales
he was from the other school across town, he raped me :(((((
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

I'm glad that it probably wasn't him that I saw on a bus, now.
He sounds like a right bastard.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

he hurt me quite badly, i couldn't tell anyone as i was ashamed of myself for getting an erection during it, now i understand that wasn't my choice

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

What I would give to live but for one minute as you :'(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)