It would be even more authentic if you just dumped this new thread here and walked off without replying or anything.
*awaits inevitable "witty" responses along the lines of OMG WERE RUNNIN OUT OF NEW FREDS WE MUST PRESURVE DEM!!!!!111!11*
*awaits inevitable accusations of bitterness following this comment*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

we are running out of threads
i'm sure there used to be more of them
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)