The stupid lever broke off
Have it now! I have lovely wine in my glass, on the floor, worktop, my top and my arms.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

The harder you have to work for it
the sweeter the reward.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Indeed,
WINEY WINEY WINE.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Good stuff
The Internet - getting Irish birds drunk a speciality
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Hurray!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)