Huzzah!
I've just got text-to-speech working again!

*really bad computer voice*

-hey-
-hey, you-
-hey-
-yeah you-
-hey-

*pause*

-you are an arse-

*another pause*

-cock basket-

Ah, the joys of being tired and having better things to do... but still making your computer say swearwords :)
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)

Make it say "soi"
Always makes me laugh, it can't handle it.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:22, archived)

No, that sounds fairly normal.
Try "uiesaolsuaolsuioleuiolsuiosalosaeuicuntbadgersiusaeiolsauolisaeousaielosecock, basketuiaosaeulaeusoluseio"

You're probably using a different deely from me though - I have Festival with all its accompanying Linuxey goodness :D

[edit]
That reminds me - I actually made a thing for Windows that automatically makes insults! www.yellowmackerel.co.uk/stuff and look for the "Diss-matic"... :)

[another edit]
Oh yes, and my website is still disgustingly Microsoft-whorish. You need IE & Windows to view it properly...
/cries
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:31, archived)