rest in peace david cardine. at age 72 you tied a string around your nuts. you will be missed.

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

I mean, you shouldn't laugh
But you've got to admire the ambition of a man of 72 going for an asphyxiwank
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)