JMG!
Quickly now. I'm off to bed in a tick.
Best fall out with me quickly if you want to get your full attention.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

DOLE >:(

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

BALD

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

MUM

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

Aw, Chase is crying on House.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Did JMG upset him?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Let's not rule it out.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Probably.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

No complaints here, Jammy.
Although I do have to go to Swansea next Thursday. I hate going to Swansea.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

NEVER BEEN, MYSELF.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

The place is fine.
But it'll mean an early and long train journey on my part.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

David Carradine died doing what he loved.
Killing legions of potential usurpers with but a stroke of his hand.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Oh you terrible ginger shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I can't stop watching this
NSFE
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Dude, wtf?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I KNOW.
I think it's a gastric tube infection.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

There's one out there of a bloke having a cyst milked
Very fucking horrible
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

I've probably seen it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Or that one where they break the skin with sticky tape
Then get a finger in to scoop the gunk out
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Cool.
I've seen ones where the abscess stretches up the whole leg.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Grim times
But our mate Stella who keeps sheep brings us legs of lamb and says "It's fresh today, mind you, we did have to scrape the maggots off the abscess before we killed it"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Haha, sheep are fuckers for abscesses.
Always have them. I've seen some BASTARD big ones on animals. Ones on horses that drained about three litres of pus out.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

Aw man
I'll not sleep now
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Wanna see how a spider bite on a horse's chest turns out?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

see below

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

That's one of my favourites.
/weird.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

I know.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

grim
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMzvUW6XO-o
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

*bokes*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I wisely opened that in a new tab, saw the title and closed it immediately.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

It's not that bad.
But I have a weird fascination with things like that.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

*massive fucking high five*

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

*High Five Party*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

rest in peace david cardine. at age 72 you tied a string around your nuts. you will be missed.

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

I mean, you shouldn't laugh
But you've got to admire the ambition of a man of 72 going for an asphyxiwank
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)