Why would you have a bigger penis?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

I don't know, ask God.

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

Haha, YES!
This is absolutely something that makes sense.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

It's good to be able to laugh like that
I'd probably end up spending all my life on message boards trying to feel superior over strangers if I was aflicted by tiny cock syndrome like that
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Hurray!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

You're right, you are totally above this sort of thing.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I can smell the irony from here

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)