sometimes
I like to remove the labels off of my canned goods so that it gives me a suprise.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

Don't care
What's your favourite Rush song?
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

I've never heard any of their songs.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Summertime Blues.
This may also be the only Rush song I've ever intentionally listened to.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

Listen to the last couple of albums
There are a few AMAZING songs on them. I have 2 Rush songs on my randomburn CD. You are on my list. FUCK YOU.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

Then WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CD?
I've only had one so far. It was alright, but I'd like one from someone who isn't just going to send out a blank disc in an envelope.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

I've had two so far
I'm hoping to send all mine out tomorrow, as long as I get the tracklists sorted.

I've had one from Jorvic and Tyronne, who's tracks were FUCKED UP.

BILL SHATNER FOR FUCKS SAKE.

You may also have Tori Amos and/or Motorhead. I can't remember.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

haha Noit got one from Tyronne.
He gets to send one to Piston. I said we should record us snoring and send it to him.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

I've got Piston as well
Fucking hell.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Send him snoring!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

He'll get the same as everyone else
Although I might record a track of me saying "YOU TEDIOUS CUNT" backwards as some sort of subliminal message.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

Yeah, do that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

Actually, I've already burned them and can't be arsed doing more
TING TINGS. FUCK YEAH.

/may be listening to randomburn playlist.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING HATE MY CD :D

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

The one I have received is from Jorvic.
It's alright, but it would have benifitted from having an actual case.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

To be fair
He's just sent me a replacement CD that actually works after track 5! I'll send him one of mine as well for being disturbingly gracious about it :)
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

shit, I never considered there were so many cover versions.
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summertime_Blues#Cover_versions
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

swollowed

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

5112
or xyz. I always go for songs which contain a near sequential order for their title. I also like 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 off of sesame street from the pointer sister.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

LOLRANDOM

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

haha yeah
Fuck off.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

Do you resent me for being funnier than you or having a bigger penis?

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

Why would you have a bigger penis?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

I don't know, ask God.

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

Haha, YES!
This is absolutely something that makes sense.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

It's good to be able to laugh like that
I'd probably end up spending all my life on message boards trying to feel superior over strangers if I was aflicted by tiny cock syndrome like that
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Hurray!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

You're right, you are totally above this sort of thing.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I can smell the irony from here

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

*high fives*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

You will die alone

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

Haha, another winning post!
Keep telling it like it is, man.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

ROFL
You're SO edgy.

You'll be saying I'm bald and dole, next.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Sometime I think that this is like a message board completely populated by statler and waldorf
You are all seriously retarded. You even quote us old school types and then poke fun at us in the lamest fucking way possible.

I've never actually seen anyone say anything funny on here.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

"message board"? you certainly got the "bored" part right!
oh ho ho ho!
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Just because you're here longer than us doesn't mean you're not shit.
No-one said anything particularly nasty to you, you were told to fuck off for being lolwhacky, then you got upset and posted stuff like this.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

but you don't seem to understand
he's been here longer.
that means he's very funny, but he's choosing not to be right now.
when he wants to he will funny our socks off. guaranteed.
( scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

Oh, okay.
*waits patiently*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

it's going to happen really soon

( scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

Oh, there we go!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

this was a pretty good thread
www.b3ta.com/talk/6108577

although it is mostly Gilgamesh
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

Fucking hell, you're boring

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

mama we're all crazy now

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR GODDAMN SHIT.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

lol or something, I suppose.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

You know when indiana jones goes to grab the idol in the movie?
I actually got there first but didn't have a bag of sand, so I did a big poo in my hand of equal weight and measure to the idol. I have never had to use my skills of precision shitting since.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Oh, now you can just fuck off.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

ha, comedy gold
www.b3ta.com/talk/6200318
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

What?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

forum banter
 
www.b3ta.com/questions/common/post278296
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

I fail to see what that has to do with anything.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

Haha, you're well zany.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

yeah I think I saw that in the director's cut?
 
didn't go down too well in initial test screenings
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

CATFOOD, AGAIN?

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

I don't know
It might have been dog food or tesco chicken masala. I've never had a distinguished palette.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

So a vaguely meaty requisite.

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

i thrust my hands into sharps disposal boxes at the hospital
and pretend i'm Peter Duncan in Flash Gordon
( scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

what
riddled with aids?
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

if you only get a light dose of the good aids then you're immune to the bad aids.
fact.
( scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

It's like a vaccination.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

it's fun too.

( scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

I love the AIDs.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

I thought about getting some aids
then I realised that I wouldn't go to heaven if I had them
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

What a strange thing to say.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

that was a witty reference to homosexuality

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Sometimes...
I don't tell the internet things.

Only sometimes though.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

prove it

( scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

I've not had sex with 14 people.
/ac

I have absolutely no idea why I ever told the internet that, for example. But it's true.

I am last in a long line of over sharers. I know, for example, that I have had sex with fewer people that my mother but more than my grandmother. I wish I didn't know that.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

that's only proving that you have told the internet things
quickly, list all the things you think you haven't told the internet.
( scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

Oh you're not fooling me that easily.
I told the internet my biggest latest piece of gossip without meaning to.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

sometimes you should tell a doctor
or a preist
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

Lovely stuff.
I'm off to bed. Feel free to abuse me when I've gone.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

Twat

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)