Fuck me it gets worse.....
I have already ranted about some of this years "new" dance tunes that are being released all sounding like that bloody Citroen advert. and now, I have just listened to "grease(is the word) the Jacksons "can you feel it" and rozalla's "are you ready to fly" all sounding like the same bloke made them.

there really must be no new music left out there, if you could remake a song, what would it be and in what style?
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

None, I'm well shit at music.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

I want to take some old traditional irish songs
and play them with synthesisers and soulful singing... no wait, I think somebody already did that.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

i went to a blues club in Scarborough and loads of people did the 'dance walk' when they went across the dancefloor to the loo

( scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

we just had a blues weekend
and I imagine lots of that went on
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

I might go see if anywhere is open at this hour.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

well, over here there is a 24 hour garage about 7 miles away.
that's about it.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

Meh, the nearest is apparently 3 and a half hour walk away.
I want a fag:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

you should take this opportunity to give up
*runs away quickly*
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

I thought the Shell garage on the road leading from town to Asda opened 24 hour.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

Ooooh, does it?
That's near me.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

I'm not 100% certain. Last time I went there was at 6am 3 months back.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

Cool.
I want fags. Fancy a walk?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)

I just checked, it's not open.
This is according to the shell website.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Gay.
Anywhere in town that will have fags?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

*thinks*

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

well there's only a limited numer of notes right, and only so many ways we can put them together, so that means one day we'll run out of songs

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

I think we already have

( TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

I LIKE AND WRITE MUSIC
DOES THIS MEAN I AM SHIT?

Probably, to be fair.

I have no idea what I meant by any of this.

Damn you, Scrumpy.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)