There's a truck that goes past me every day
It has a doberman painted on the side with the phrase 'Baws Deep'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

I bought a 4 year old son of a friend a card that said
"Have truckloads of fun on your birthday!"

I lolled
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)