"Are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? "
"No, too many people died last year."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I woke up on the floor of some japanese family's rec room
And they would Not Stop Screaming.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)