Bobby Davro - Carol Vorderman - and a few more.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

You stay away from Carol.
You can have Rachel Riley instead, the retarded, smug, gurning idiot that she is.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)