I quite like Wheatus' first album but I have a tickle up my bumhole so I think I have worms.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

you think you're such a badass
you think you're such a roughneck
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

but I SAW YOU outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)