ARRRGH.
Fucking cunting twattish bastard ARGGH.

Hello.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

ahoy hoy.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

there's a wasp in your hair

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

when i'm controller of channel four
i'm going to hire you to do the idents
( spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

please god nobody ask it what's wrong

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

I'm not going to ask you what's wrong
I'm like that.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

blah blah, i'm sooooo upset, blah blah, feel so sad, blah blah

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

what's wrong?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

left stance jodan
lock the elbows in, and keep a decent distance... drop on head... but this assumes that they keep pressure rather than what is much more likely, them legging it in and twatting me.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

stop fighting Jordan
she'll just sideswipe you with her massive knockers.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

no :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Keep it low and swing it up into their bollocks.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

Gehdan?
GAYDAN?

GAY DAN?

Why are you wanting me to use the most defensive 'earth' kamae?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Stubbed your toe?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

Well
I've never been so insulted.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

you're so cute when you're angry.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Aww bless ! Isn't she just adorable !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

I've just installed a Swedish version of Windows
the desktop has icons for "Mina dokument" and "Mina natverksplater"

except the A in natverksplater is one of those spazzy ones with the dots over it, fucking foreigners
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

Pfft, natverksplater.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

I quite like Wheatus' first album but I have a tickle up my bumhole so I think I have worms.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

you think you're such a badass
you think you're such a roughneck
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

but I SAW YOU outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

top fredding there

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

My head is sore.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Have some booze.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

NOT A WANKER.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

are you jobless?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Yer.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

gutted

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)