Why does he keep calling her bols?
What does that mean?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

After Bollinger champagne, 'cos she's posh.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Ah.
I'd very much like to sex DI Drake. DCI Gene Hunt could watch if he wanted.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

Keeley Hawes looks ridiculous outside Ashes to Ashes.
Who told her that her hair looked good on that advert where her eyebrows go all mental and she's pretending to be thick?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

He muddles his vowels
& she has MASSIVE testicles
( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)