'ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then? My name is Police Constable rnuk.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to take down your particulars. Would you like to see my truncheon?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

I hope you're being ironically cheesy
but I doubt it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

no thanks.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

No

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

So, who's going to be banged up the slammer this week?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

He'll be slopping out after lights out.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

It'll never stand up in court

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

And who's going down for a long stretch?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

you leave my particulars alone
you tiny copper.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

no and no, and impersonating a police officer is an offence, no offence, athough it is, no offence
great
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

Forum banter

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

I'll come quietly

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

Your address, please?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

999 Letsby Avenue

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

I thank you.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

There's a Letsby Avenue not far from here, I think.
Hang on, I'll google maps it.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&q=Letsby+Ave,+Norton,+Sheffield+S9+1,+United+Kingdom&vps=1&jsv=160h&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=12.583143,39.550781&ie=UTF8&ct=clnk&cd=1&geocode=FbK_LgMd0bnq_w&split=0

EDITED DUE TO COMPLETE SPACKTARDERY
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Fail

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake. Hang on.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

There.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

well worth the wait that one

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

Thanks.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Oh my
there really is some sort of police building at the western end of it, isn't there?
(here)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Oh christ, I never saw that.
Pfffft.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

It's where Sheffield's Police helicopters are based.
I've been there.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

or maybe here
( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Mine's better.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

Bollocks, my link worked first time & everything

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

Yeah, but fuck off.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Fair point

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

’ello ‘ello ‘ello
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

yay! i was gonna do that!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

Give us a go, then.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

*gives*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

nein danke.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

Nope.
You're no DCI Gene Hunt.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

That pansy's got nothing on me.
He was nearly crying at the end of Monday's episode, the great soft prat.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

He can take down my particulars any time he likes.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

This.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

I'm bigger and better than DCI Gene Hunt
AND his dad.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

You really aren't.
I'd detect his garibaldis anyday. And by 'detect his garibaldis' I mean 'suck his penis'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Hahaha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

My penis looks just like DCI Gene Hunt.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

*buys brown coat*

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

Don't forget the crocskin boots.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

oh blue star :(((
he fucking munts
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Noooo
He gives us the proper wronghorn.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

True.
But it's all about attitude.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

So that's a draw then.
lolololol.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Oh god yeah.
No-one is, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

I talk exactly like him when I'm pissed up

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Hurray!
*moves to Gilgy's house*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

shut it bolly knickers or I'll hang you out the window by your knicker elastic

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Oh my

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Why does he keep calling her bols?
What does that mean?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

After Bollinger champagne, 'cos she's posh.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Ah.
I'd very much like to sex DI Drake. DCI Gene Hunt could watch if he wanted.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

Keeley Hawes looks ridiculous outside Ashes to Ashes.
Who told her that her hair looked good on that advert where her eyebrows go all mental and she's pretending to be thick?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

He muddles his vowels
& she has MASSIVE testicles
( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

're no DI Gene H.
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Dear me
I hope that's extendable, or you'll do nothing but disappoint anyone.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

Hello cunt stubble

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

I did it!
WHOO! I now look a grade A twat. HURRAH.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

a twat eh? as opposed to...?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Only a slight twat.

( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

What?

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

I put silly purple tubing in my hair
Hurrah for hair falls.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

Ah

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

207.44.242.20/talk/6201426
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

No
But if you could give me ideas on where to go for a long weekend that would be lovely.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

A short pier.
No, wait...
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Bognor Regis

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

I hate you

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

*bums*

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Elgin

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

I hate you too

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Oban?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Birchington

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

Berlin

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

Thank you for a serious answer
However the people I am going with have just been so probably won't want to go again so soon.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

Southall on Sea

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

walton on the naze

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Melbourne

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

That crazy golf place near you, with £150 in 50p coins.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)