I don't think I've ever had a parcel go missing from the royal mail
your postman obviously thinks you are a cunt.
( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I think he's a cunt
especially after the last fortnight.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)