Does anyone on here work for Royal Mail?
I'd like to know how it's possible for a worker to walk out the sorting office with a large, 9kg package - put it in their car and drive off without any questions.
In the past 15 days:
Sending: Nokia N95 = Stolen
Receiving: PS3 = Stolen

Me - Fucking furious at the thieving, slimy cunts yet helpless to do anything.
It's funny how they manage to deliver bills with no problem whatsoever yet things of high value seem to just vanish without a trace regardless of whether it's signed, tracked or insured.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

i work for royal mail
what seems to be the problem?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

is it true you use horses to sort the mail?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

DAILY FLUFF
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1190772/What-squeak-Daring-mouse-whos-boss-scares-leopard-steals-lunch.html
( SuperMatt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

haha
that's ace
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

thanks supermatt, I don't need fluffing at the moment
but it's very hospitable of you
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

he's near the topping
i hate that shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

But I didn't draw attention to it :P

( SuperMatt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

And it's better than posting a new thread.

( SuperMatt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

my mouse is hovering over delete...
DON'T FORCE MY HAND
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

Thats ace.
It's thinking 'You smell a bit like food,.
( BindiBaji, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

they're born like that you insensitive cunt :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

why doesn't my postman have a black & white cat?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

mine has a red cat
well, thats what colour it was once it had run it over.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

how many hairs on my head?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

well you're blonde
so it's likely to be around 140,000 strands. blondes have more hair strands than any other hair colour, y'see
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

haha im blonde
i so am
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

i wasn't sure if there were any vestiges of truth in your profile
so i just ran with it

brunettes have around 110,000
black hair - 108,000 and
redheads have 90,000

take your pick!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

no one lies on the internet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

i bet you're bald

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

ALL OVER

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

Because he's abused animals in the past.

( BindiBaji, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

Get off your arse and go to a shop then.
It's people like you who are killing off town centres and the economy.
You should be ashamed.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

hello angry lurker person.

( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

How was it sent?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

By mail.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

Ahahahaha.
Shut up Maffers.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Yes, thank you. Back to your room.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Wait! wait...
instantrimshot.com/
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

You need a good clip round the ear.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

I don't really know if this fits but...
www.dramabutton.com/
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

STOP THIS NOW.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

OK... :(
www.sadtrombone.com/
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Insufferable boy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

i'VE STOPPED NOW.
WHY IS THIS IN CAPITALS?

Fuck my fat hands. :(
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

See how much better that is?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

It's ok I s'pose.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

itsokisupposemarimba.com
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

This made me laugh far too much

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Haha, you loser.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I don't think I've ever had a parcel go missing from the royal mail
your postman obviously thinks you are a cunt.
( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I think he's a cunt
especially after the last fortnight.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

My postie is a cunt
If the parcel is recorded delivery, he generally signs for it himself then leaves it under the doormat.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

So lodge a complaint and get him sacked.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Mine does that
except he leaves things outside the front door. Pillock.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Some bloke from some firm decided to card me and stuff the parcel in my shed.
I was impressed at that level of service.


At least he doesn't just stuff cards through your door without even bothering to take the parcel with him.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

i wish my postie would do that
it's a long way to the sorting office
( spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

My mum and dads does that
But they had to sign something saying it was ok for him to.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

we had a parcel dropped through the living room window the other day
luckily it was nothing breakable
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I had that happen in Swansea
Wasn't even my package. Scared the shit out of me.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

.
I never had a problem in Nottingham. Since moving to London though I've had nothing but problems
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Therefore, London is full of cunts.

( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

cunts incompetent postmen
( BindiBaji, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

Population of Nottingham 667,000
Population of London 7,512,400

I imagine tracking all that post is a logistical nightmare.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

there's probably more posties in london.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

I'd still say it's a much more complicated system.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

That's their job though
They should be able to do it.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

This is the part where you say something upsetting about dole

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Their tinned pineapples are a bit meh.
But their peaches are ok.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

I've had things taken to the completely wrong post office
Where a parcel has been attempted, so I select a post office from a list to pick up from, got the confirmation, had to FIND the post office by post code, went there, and they'd never heard of me.

Turns out they'd taken it like 8 miles to East London. And it's a nightmare trying to phone the Royal Mail!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

It's your own fucking fault for moving to London then.
Everyone knows London is shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

And you better hope your not a French student
Lest you get tortured and burnt.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

yeeea boooi
fuck london. essex is where its at
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

you sure?
its where I live.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

not with me you dont

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

Internet rumour time

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

maybe they put it in a bag, you know like as a disguise or something
or stuck a wig on it and walked out pretending it was their wife picking them up from work, or made it look like a dog and walked it out on a lead, i dunno
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

If they managed to pull that off
I'd happily let them keep it. Sounds well deserved if that amount of effort is put in.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

have you got the wrong postcode on your ebay account?
i haven't received any randombums yet. mind you, i've not sent any either
( spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

I'm sending mine out on Monday.
You're not on my list though.
I've had one so far.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

i sent all mine ages ago
and i've only got one so far
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

I haven't got any of mine either :(

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

You're getting one from me.
When I get round to it. It's going to be full of shit and you're going to hate it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

Fuck you Russel
I bet it's loads of blathering chappy crap, you horrible fake Victorian COCKEND.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

oh great
now you've gone and done it
we're guaranteed a new thread by someone suggesting that they are a postman and that they nicked your stuff
gawd, some people are so selfish
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

insure everything you send over £30
I've been stung by that before, just fork out the extra couple of quid for insurance.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Insured things still go missing :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

I have never had any problems
In fact, just this morning I had a dress delivered.

Surely if it's signed for you can track it and claim, which I believe is the whole point of signed for delivery?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

I got it insured
But only after they had away with the first item. It's not the point though, why should I have to insure everything with them just in case they decide they want it.
Also, how do I know they aren't going to keep the one I get with the insurance. I'm going to request they send it with another service I think.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

STRING EM ALL UP
THIEVING CUNTS.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

have you considered a job in the police ?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Quick, leggit! It's the Minicops

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

staff shortages hit police force.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

You have the right to remain tiny.

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

pfft
you pair of fucking idiots
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

Postman walks from sorting office with package
what will they think of next shocker!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

If it helps, my PS3 arrived fine
And its ace
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

You cock.
I hope it gets up in the middle of the night and slaughters you after cutting your knob off in the disc tray.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

God, i wish!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

it doesn't have a disc tray
they've thought of everything
( well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

Oh.
Then I hope it chokes him with the power cord.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

Which you still haven't let me play
*sadface*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Well have you asked?
HAVE YOU?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Yes

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

I do not recall this.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

i fucking love my ps3
i downloaded the infamous demo the other day but ent played it yet
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

i have
it's a bit meh, climban and shootan and that
( well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

but i love climban and fightan

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

go play assassins creed then

( well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

i was last night actually smart bollocks

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

don't listen to this person above
i played the demo and it convinced me to buy the full game
runny, jumpy, climby, ZAP ZAP ZAP BOOM WHEE!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

yer she does talk bollocks half the time
i'll have a go when i get back from brum and REPORT BACK
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

yeah it's really like i'm playing a generic 3rd person shooter with some blue glowy stuff added in

( well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

i don't think it's that generic actually. there are some clever uses of the electrical powers.

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

yeah, grenade, rifle, rocket launcher etc
good stuff
( well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

umm, what? there are no actual weapons
you have a standard shock, grenade, something akin to a force push, you can call down a lightning storm and steer it with the sixaxis.
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

i bought mine in a shop, never use it

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

it's got no games anyway

( well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

there really has been nothing coming out that i fancy the look of, i've never even put a film in it, i might give it away

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

what they need is a really good fishing game
like that one on the dreamcast
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

i belive there is a fishing game, but typically it's a shitty catching bass game
i might pop up game a bit later, have a look at the ds prices, i'm getting pestered
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

£100 new
preowned about £60 i think...
sell the ps innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

meh, i'm not chipping out 200 quid plus games this month

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

I had one before
but get this...it was stolen by a Police man.

Well, ok it was my step dad but he's still a copper.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

are you some sort of compulsive liar?
what really happens to these 'stolen' items? sold to fund a drug habit?
( well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

See QOTW answer
www.b3ta.com/questions/familycodes/post312475
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

so basically you want me to believe you're not a liar
and you provide a QOTW answer as proof?

ಠ_ಠ
( well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

Haha
it was worth a shot.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

OH INTERNET

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

I love Royal Mail.
My postman is a good mate of mine so he signs for my deliveries if I'm not in. Top stuff.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

Shits.
Is it not just your branch?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

Gutted

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

:D

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)