It's your own fucking fault for moving to London then.
Everyone knows London is shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

And you better hope your not a French student
Lest you get tortured and burnt.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)