I get excited over the smallest things.
I've got a pair of sparkly purpley rainbowy shoes from Priceless Shoes for a tenner, I get excited just watching them sparkle.

I'm a moron.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

meh, your happy
the secret to a happy life is a low IQ and lower expectations.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)